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IMDB rating: 6.40 Plot: Imagine a cross between _Lion King, The (1994)_ (qv) and _Back to the Future Part II (1989)_ (qv). This is a separate story thread, that of Timon and Pumbaa, intertwined with the original story. Thus, along with seeing new events (e.g. Timon’s departure from the meerkat colony, Timon and Pumbaa’s first meeting, the origin of “Hakuna Matata”), we get to see a new perspective on (and some previously unseen causes for) some of the events in the original film. Oh, and the whole thing is told in a _”Mystery Science Theater 3000″ (1988)_ (qv) framework, with Timon and Pumbaa narrating and interacting with the “onscreen” movie. |
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What is the moral of this story…………?
In a poor zoo of India, a lion was frustrated as he was offered not more than 1 kg meat a day. The lion thought its prayers were answered when one US Zoo Manager visited the zoo and requested the zoo management to shift the lion to the US Zoo.
The lion was so happy and started thinking of a central A/c environment, a goat or two every day and a US Green Card also. On its first day after arrival, the lion was offered a big bag, sealed very nicely for breakfast.
The lion opened it quickly but was shocked to see that it contained a few bananas. Then the lion thought that may be they cared too much for him as they were worried about his stomach as he had recently shifted from India .
The next day the same thing happened. On the third day again the same food bag of bananas was delivered. The lion was so furious, it stopped the delivery boy and blasted at him, ‘Don’t you know I am the lion…king of the Jungle…, what’s wrong with your management?, what nonsense is this?, why are you delivering bananas to me?’
The delivery boy politely said, ‘Sir, I know you are the king of the jungle but … Did you know that you have been brought here on a monkey’s visa!!!
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No matter how beautiful someone Else’s palace is. There is no place better then home..
Its time to go back
The moral is that if you are born in India, be grateful and stay there because coming to America is filled with false expectations. And also, never make assumptions (like the lion did when he assumed he’d be given something better in the U.S.)
Bottom line, is be at peace where you are and appreciate the gifts that surround you.
Eggplant | Feb 02, 2010
Uh….does this mean that visa regulations are very strict in US that it’s difficult to get a visa of your choice?
manuha101 | Feb 02, 2010
immigrants should know their place?
Neck-o-flex | Feb 02, 2010
The moral of this story is that religion (as evidenced by the lion’s praying), when abused, can promote false expectations and cause undue frustration, disappointment or disillusionment. Therefore, one should take it (religion) in as one would wine: just enough to promote one’s spiritual health but not enough to addle one’s brain. Unless your religion forbids wine (or prudence) of course…
Jerome | Feb 02, 2010
The moral of the story is: "Most people are ignorant, uneducated and badly trained". The delivery boy should have known the difference between a lion and a monkey. Sorted out the food the next day. But people think they are better than animals, which, unfortunately for them, is exactly the opposite.
Peace.
wiseman/guru | Feb 02, 2010
Don’t know but that lion is going to get sick of bananas!
Coop 366 | Feb 02, 2010
USA knowingly allows Lions on Monkey’s visa to hire them to work like dogs.
neel0567 | Feb 02, 2010
Lol very funny Banjaran Jee.
Lots of people go to USA on Tourist Visa.
But don’t get facility like an American Civilian holder
Abhishek | Feb 02, 2010
If you loose your authority & domain, you are slave elsewhere and face all consequences!
Edit:
Dear Mr.Shivam, can you please translate as I don’t know Hindi.
Veers ??????? | Feb 02, 2010
The US issues VISA to monkeys!!
small | Feb 02, 2010
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Veers – translation given by banjaran. Good if you learn our National Language ..LOL
Banjaran : I think the best moral would be
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(veers – sorry i tried my best but this can not be translated in English, perhaps banjaran can help again)
?Shivam?. | Feb 02, 2010
Its really nice dear……..
Lesson :-
- Every country doesn’t follow the rule "Atithi Devo Bhava"
- Don’t try for illegal immigration, follow rules for immigration…
- King is the king in his kingdom only….
its Awesome….
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Rose | Feb 02, 2010
The moral of this story are …
1) The higher the expectation, the higher the disappointment ;-p
2) The grass looks greener from the other side ;-p
3) Be content with what already have. Desires are the root of suffering ;-p
4) God is an imaginary being and praying give people false sense of security ;-p
5) Exploitation is part and parcel of capitalism especially in USA ;-p
6) When you go to in foreign country, you may see yourself as foreign talent but the employer see you as cheap labour ;-p
Irony Man | Feb 02, 2010
These are true stories lol.
This happens to many who goes as house wife but in house maid visa.
We should keep our path clear.
Short cuts and crooked ways leave us to zero.
Buzzzbe | Feb 02, 2010
Singh{Lion} is king in India only
madhusudan | Feb 02, 2010
Well!!!!!
The grass is always greener on the other side!
Wherever you are, some problem persists!
East or west Home is the best!!
AALUNGA | Feb 02, 2010
LOL what a great story.
bluechristy | Feb 02, 2010
For me, cartoons were part of me growing up! But now… watching mere seconds of that sh.t on CN turns my brain to retarded mush.. The old cartoons were able to entertain people of all ages. But now, its purpose is SOLELY to be a good influence on babies. No humor. No originality. Just some instructions for little kids to listen to their moms and eat veggies. That spells "PATHETIC PILE OF BRAIN DEAD SHI.T" in my books!
Jacob Bryan